Verbal High Fives

Have you noticed that there is an alarming upsurge in the amount of very strange people lurking on our planet? Without placing the blame on anything in particular; I think it is entirely the fault of the internet. In my opinion, the World Wide Web is nurturing the unprecedented growth and expansion of human weirdness. It is a horrifying but statistical fact that all over the modern world educated people are joining bizarre online Appreciation Societies – not under compulsion or duress (nor under threat of death) but WILLFULLY! Truly there are large groups of like-minded people who, thanks to the internet, have managed to unite into nonsensical masses such as: The Pants Appreciation Society (Yes, we’re talking underwear here), The Pink Haired Weirdo Appreciation Society, The Gnome Appreciation Society, The Semicolon Appreciation Society, The Smoldering Men Appreciation Society, The Roundabout Appreciation Society, The Fart Appreciation Society, The Traffic Cones Appreciation Society, ...