Is there much in this world that is worse than a diet? Sure musicals, Donald Trump, traffic jams on the highway, anyone wearing lycra-based clothing garments in public for purely social activities, and Super Villain attacks are right up there on the list, but only Covid and a few other truly heinous things suck worse than a diet, right? I only ask because I recently embarked on a new, let’s be generous and call it a “somewhat restrictive” diet in which you try to cut out most lectins from what you eat. As we all know, lectins are a type of really toxic carbohydrate-binding protein that exists in plants so they’re basically lurking in almost everything we eat and cause all kinds of havoc inside our bodies. This means I’ve had to cut out any vegetables that contain seeds, as well as all fruit, beans, soy, legumes, grains, bread, pasta, potatoes, rice, cereal, dairy products made from cow’s milk, GMO foods, seeds, some nuts, sugar, pastries, and anything left that’s even remotely fun...
Random musings applauding how hilarious life is